Meet the cup that absolutely no one asked for... but everyone secretly wants.

This 24oz white glitter drip tumbler comes fully equipped with a bold, unapologetic penis design that sparkles harder than your last bad decision.

Handmade with top-quality materials (and zero shame), this cup is perfect for:

Hen parties

Gag gifts

Chaos gremlins

People who take hydration and inappropriate humour very seriously

Double-walled, durable, and guaranteed to turn

heads - mostly in confusion. If you like your drinks cold and your décor questionable, this is your new favourite cup.

Warning: May cause uncontrollable giggling, side-eye from the in-law and the sudden urge to show your friends.